Five Gatecrash Guild-Themed Limericks

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Michael Radzwilla

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  2. Pretty cool! It’s good to see an article from you :) Hope you have time to provide more content in the future.

  3. There once was a young man from Boros,
    Whose skin was incredibly porous
    He got scattered with seeds
    Now his arms are all weeds
    And his wife has become omnivorous!

    There once was a young man from Gruul
    Whose stomach and bowels were cruel
    After smashing all day
    His legs would give way
    And he’d find himself sat on his stool!

  6. There once was a Wiz from Simic
    Whose muscles were terribly meak
    In a vat on a whim
    They Evolved some of him
    He’s strong but now he can’t speak!!

    (lame attempt is lame :-) )